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Kankri by Thylacyanide Kankri by Thylacyanide
"Karkat, 9h Karkat, c9me with me, quickly! Terezi has instructed me that I must perf9rm a series 9f rituals 6eginning with the "dance 9f many thrusts" with y9u in 9rder t9 save y9u fr9m 6eing crushed 6y the wrath 9f the G9ds! 9h, c9me, we must act with haste!"

-- (( this was based off of a prompt Terezi gave me on trollian. )) --
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I-AM-KARKAT-VANTAS Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
kankri...... why?
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Was my explanati9n n9t th9r9ugh en9ugh....? I wasn't aware my w9rding had en9ugh gaps in it f9r y9u t9 n9t understand.... All9w me t9 attempt t9 summarize, then? Terezi, the little Pyr9pe, insisted that in 9rder t9 save y9u fr9m 6eing crushed 6y the wrath 9f the g9ds, 9r whatever p9wers that 6e, literally, thr9ugh use 9f a large 69ulder, all 6ecause 9f my 9wn flush-crushing, I w9uld need t9 perf9rm a ritual with y9u that w9uld please them en9ugh f9r them t9 sh9w us mercy, and that the first step 9f such a ritual is an 9rnate dance she has inf9rmed me which is called the dance 9f many thrusts, f9r which she has instructed me I must wear P9rrim's dress and pumps and slather my 69dy with s9me f9rm 9f clear, visc9us fluid, and that I also must trust my instincts and put my 6ack int9 it, th9ugh I am uncertain as t9 what she entirely means 6y that.
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I-AM-KARKAT-VANTAS Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
O/////O
NO JUST NO
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I insist.... I must d9 everything in my p9wer t9 save y9u, Karkat.... y9u sh9uld n9t have t9 6e the 9ne t9 6e punished f9r feelings that are mine.
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I-AM-KARKAT-VANTAS Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
I DONT FUCKING NEED HELP. ESPECIALLY FROM YOU
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Karkat.... I insist. *He steps closer*
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I-AM-KARKAT-VANTAS Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Karkat.... *steps a little closer still, eyeing him*
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Diblet Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
Of course.. XD
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHAT.
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Diblet Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Kankri would do this. XD
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha did you see why hes wearing it?
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Diblet Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
I just read it. LOL
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD
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nanna95K Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
......................................... KANKRI.... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
9h g99d, I was h9ping t9 find y9u, n9w quickly with haste f9ll9w me, we have much t9 d9.
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nanna95K Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
WAIT DO WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well acc9rding t9 Terezi, the ritual 6egins with s9mething I must perf9rm with y9u which she said is called the dance 9f many thrusts.
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nanna95K Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
RITUAL? WHY- WAIT, DANCE OF MANY THRUSTS?!
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, ritual that c9nsits 9f many many steps which are supp9sedly g9ing t9 help save us 69th fr9m the wrath 9f the g9ds. She t9ld me that is what the first step is called, yes. She refused t9 explain h9w I am supp9sed t9 perf9rm such a dance, th9ugh, 6ut she did try t9 insist that my 69dy w9uld kn9w what t9 d9, th9ugh I am skeptical a69ut that.
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nanna95K Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
.... SHE TOLD YOU THAT?!.....
Y-YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOUR DOING THEN, ARE YOU?!
*BLUSHING*
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a 6asic idea as t9 what it entails, and I cann9t really disagree with her insisting that the situati9n that has us in peril in the first place may actually call f9r such 6ehavi9urs as she has rather heavily implied will transpire if we are successful. *is blushing himself by now*
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SnappSoup Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpervykarkatplz:



TRIGGERED.
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
9h dear karkat, I d9 h9pe that y9u are triggered in a g99d way, perhaps 9ne that will lead t9 us filling a certain s9mething....?
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SnappSoup Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I MEAN I GUESS THAT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING NOOKSUCKER I HAVE EVER HAD FROLIC THROUGH MY THINKPAN. EVEN THOUGH A FUCKASS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE I AM CLEARLY TOO YOUNG FOR YOUR GRUBFUCKING HANDS. FINE.
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awww, y9ur c9nstant anger and triggering slurs 9f lewd 6ehavi9rs and language are a6s9lutely alluring and n9, n9where n ear t99 y9ung, as y9ur age d9esn't matter t9 me, it's just a num6er. As l9ng as y9u are y9u, I am happy t9 have any 9pp9rtunity t9 6e with y9u. H9wever, there is 9ne part 9f that c9mment I MUST add my 9wn c9mmentary t9, as unlike myself as it will 6e. Y9u say I am a n99ksucker.... w9uld y9u like that?
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SnappSoup Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHAT THE FUCK KANKRI YOU SICK FREAK. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ME, PULLING ON THE LEASH LIKE I AM A LITTLE WOOFBEAST. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ENJOY YOUR ACTIONS? WHY DON'T YOU GO PESTER THAT SWEATY BLUE BLOODED FUCKASS EQUIUS IF YOU'RE ALL INTO THAT SHIT. HIS DISGUSTING, OVERPOWERED, BEAST BODY WOULD RIDE YOU IN SECONDS IF HE KNEW YOUR FOUL WAYS. YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE INTO TRIGGERS BUT HOLY SHIT YOU MAKE ME SOUND EVEN WORSE THAN YOU.
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
6ut I'm n9t interested in the high6l99d, Karkat, I'm interested in y9u.
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MillieSanden Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kankri...where did yo+u fo+und my dress? Yo+u're so+ cute!
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I.... 9h, well, y9u see, Terezi t9ld me that I needed t9 wear y9ur dress and pumps when I went t9 w99.... i mean, "save", Karkat, s9 I just kind 9f.... 69rr9wed them?
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VampireFTW Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...gorgeous.
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Thylacyanide Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O///O 9h, well thank y9u
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VampireFTW Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:heart: Of course.
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